A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00 Fried Explorer: $ 15.00 Baked Politician: $ 100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

At the end of a tasty mean, a visiting cannibal says to his host, "Your wife makes a delicios roast."

His friend replies, "Yes, but I shall miss her."

An editor from a popular newspaper is on assignment in Africa and wakes up in a stew pot surrounded by vegatable. The man, who is obviously the chef greets him. "Ah, you are awake. this is good for I must tell you of the honour you are about to face. You will soon be the dinner for the leader of our village."

"But you can't cook me!" the newspaperman protests. "I am the editor of a very important newspaper.

To which the cook replies, "Ah, and soon you will be 'Editor-in-Chief'."

A father takes his young son out to find a meal for the village for the first time. They arrive at a nice vantage point to watch people as they pass on a trail leading to town.

An elderly man walks by and the son, anxious to help says, "There's one Dad!"

"No." The father replies. "This one is too old. His meat would be tough and he is mostly skin and bones. He would never feed the village."

A bit later a missionary who has seen a few extra meals passes by.

"What about that one, Dad? He would certainly feed the village."

"No, Son. He would never do. There would be too much fat and the villagers would end up with high cholesteral."

They continue to wait an a stunningly beautiful woman passes by.

"How about that one, Dad? She is not too fat, not too thin, and looks very healthy."

"Yes, Son," the father says with a gleam in his eye. "This one we shall bring to the village. And we shall eat your mother!"